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Category Archives: Cantonese
Cover Story About Cantonese
Posted in Cantonese, China, communism, Hong Kong, language, patriotism, politics, Travel
Tagged Cantonese, Chinese government, mandofication, Mandohooligans
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One For The Team
This is how it started. We had dived into an upmarket restaurant because the temperature was dropping fast and it was raining; we just couldn’t bear the thought of another meal with our backs to an open door, huddled around … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, Cantonese, China, China Travel, Dudes, Media, Travel
Tagged baijiu, Elvis Presley, Guangdong province, Guizhou province, Hound Dog, ice bathing, maotai, swimming in icy river, Zunyi
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Pancake Make-up
Ah! This is the kind of result we women want to see when we go to the beauty salon. From 76 year-old Chinese woman to 23 year-old western woman, in one treatment. (I presume the left half is the “after” … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Cantonese, China, food, Travel
Tagged age, beauty, beauty salon, Beijing Pancake, China Travel, Misleading advertising, sausage, Zhongshan
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Me! Me! Me!
I never realised how much fish resemble children until I went into the gardens of the beautifully appointed Fuhua Hotel in Zhongshan yesterday. With no respect for their elders and betters, it’s all me! Me! Me! in the fish world, … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cantonese, Dudes, food, language
Tagged carp, fish, Fuhua Hotel, rickshaw, Shenzhen, Sun Yat-sen, Zhongshan, Zhongshan ferry
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Trousers With A Twist
This photo is from a door in the Lo Wu Shopping Centre. Closed for selling fake goods? What’s happening to the world??? I had some trousers made in Shenzhen and they were great, but after an hour’s wear and non-tear … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, China, Travel, Writing
Tagged Lo Wu Shopping Centre, Shenzhen Shangri-la, Shenzhen tailors
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Down With Simplified Characters
The simplified characters menace is growing. Businesses all over Hong Kong are falling over themselves to accommodate mainlanders only, showing in a not very subtle manner that they’re not interested in local customers: by using only simplified, ‘crippled’ characters. Only … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Cantonese, Cantonese, China, communism, Government, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, patriotism, Writing
Tagged mainland tourists, simplified characters
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That’s More Like It!
Ah, I have to say it’s quite satisfying to go into some bookshop in Prince’s Building and suddenly see one’s own book on top of the big pile! I think you should buy it (from me). Why? Because 1: One … Continue reading
Posted in Book Production, Cantonese, China, Hong Kong, language, Media, Writing
Tagged Bookazine, Cecilie's book, Don't joke On The Stairs, Prince's Building
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Guangdong Delight
After I started writing for famed newspaper South China Morning Post (their Post Magazine on Sundays) it seems this blog has gone to hell. Now I’m getting paid to write what I would normally put here. I like getting paid. … Continue reading
Flogging That Tome
Hoi hoi, everybody everywhere, who has arms! Did you know that I have just published my second book, Don’t Joke on the Stairs, on Blacksmith Book publishing house. It is about how much fun and laughter, surrealism and weirdness you … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, China, communism, corruption, food, Government, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, patriotism, politics, property
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