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Category Archives: Cards
I Have Created a Hamster
Koldbrann had a big day the other day. First we walked to Shap Long (pronounced Sap Long), about 40 minutes away. It’s a place I let Koldbrann off the leash as there are few cars; in fact our unleashed walks … Continue reading
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Tagged Cesar Millan, dogs, Koldbrann, Lantau dogs, Lantau vets, RSPCA, village dogs
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New Podcast!!! (From Sober to Drunk in 10 Minutes)
Last weekend saw me in Guangzhou with the ridiculously handsome and delightful Kendall, a Guangzhou resident (above) to shoot my new Cantonese-worshipping movie ‘In a Whorehouse – The Sequel’. I will say no more about that film, except it does … Continue reading
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Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cantonese, Cards, China, food, language, Media, Movies, My Website, Travel
Tagged Canada, Cho Dai Di, Guangzhou, Guangzhou East Station
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Well And Truly Launched
So yesterday was the launch of my new book Don’t Joke On The Stairs. It’s about the stuff in the film above, and more. It has a glossary for easy travel in China and some snide historical references. It completely … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Environment, food, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, language, Media, Movies, Norway, patriotism, politics, Pollution, Travel, Writing
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Busted! House Arrested!
Ah, where do I begin? I must take a break from the chronological order of this trip and report that we’ve been semi arrested and totally house arrested. It all started with a map reading and having a whole week … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Government, Injustice, language, Travel
Tagged Hejing, house arrest, Xinjiang province
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No More Boring Weddings
With this game I thee wed, I say! With three people, a packet of cards and some kind of flat surface there will be no more boring nights for you. (NB! Can also be played in the daytime)
Posted in Cantonese, Cards, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies
Tagged ??D, Cecilie Gamst Berg, chinese poker, Happy jellyfish language bureau, Play Big Two
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Revellers Without Cantonese
Ah, Guangdong province! For some, their closest holiday destination, for others, scary black hole of death. Guess which category I belong to. This time we decided to avoid transport hub Guangzhou at all cost, seeing it was the grand super … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, Dudes, food, language, property, Travel
Tagged 1881, cabbage, 興寧,Xingning, Guangdong province, youth disco
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Don’t Joke On The Stairs
People: Bugger me down if I haven’t written a new book! Mind you it’s five years since the last one so it’s about time. The launch is soon, and everyone’s invited. details later …
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Environment, Eyesore, food, Government, language, Media, Movies, My Website, politics, property, Travel, TV, Writing
Tagged Beijing, China, cradle of civilisation, eating dogs, Ketamine, Lanzhou, party etiquette in China, Sichuan, Tibet, whoring in China
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Adventure Travel in Guangdong
Whew, that didn’t half take long! But here it is: Guangdong province from the inside: Come with, come with. You won’t regret it.
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, Dudes, food, language, Media, Movies, My Website, Travel
Tagged Adventure travel in China, Cecilie Gamst Berg, China Travel, China Trips, Guangdong province, practise Cantonese
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Another CNY is Over …
Five days on the mainland feels like all the time in the world, and yet, when the last day rolls terribly around, one realises the holiday was far too short. Again. This time we went west in Guangdong instead of … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Cantonese, Cards, China, food
Tagged Chinese New Year, Dickensian, Filmcenter Hotel, four star hotel, Guangdong, hovelage, Luoding, Sihui, three star hotel, under-dressed, Yunfu
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Enough Of This Selfishness
I don’t want to have wonderful Guangdong province all to myself anymore. It’s too selfish! I’ve started a new service of funky, surreal TOURS. No carbon footprint woes, no hassle, no need to learn Chinese (although you can) and no … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cantonese, Cards, Environment, food, language, Travel
Tagged China Tours, China Travel, Chinese New Year, Explore Guangdong, reduce carbon footprint, tours with a difference
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