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- Hitchhiking in China – Very Doable
- SCMP Column – This Time With Nudity
- Don’t Waste Valuable Beer Time On Sports – Drink While Running
- Dog Eat Not Dog (SCMP Column)
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Cantonese
Cantonese course on YouTube
- Cantonese – The Movie 6: In Love In A Greasy Spoon
- Cantonese – The Movie 7 Waiting For Go-Dou
- Cantonese – The Movie 8 In The Family
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Bar
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Greasy Spoon
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Whorehouse
- Cantonese – The Movie: In Polite Society
- Episode 9 – In A Recession
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Category Archives: Dudes
One For The Team
This is how it started. We had dived into an upmarket restaurant because the temperature was dropping fast and it was raining; we just couldn’t bear the thought of another meal with our backs to an open door, huddled around … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, Cantonese, China, China Travel, Dudes, Media, Travel
Tagged baijiu, Elvis Presley, Guangdong province, Guizhou province, Hound Dog, ice bathing, maotai, swimming in icy river, Zunyi
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Me! Me! Me!
I never realised how much fish resemble children until I went into the gardens of the beautifully appointed Fuhua Hotel in Zhongshan yesterday. With no respect for their elders and betters, it’s all me! Me! Me! in the fish world, … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cantonese, Dudes, food, language
Tagged carp, fish, Fuhua Hotel, rickshaw, Shenzhen, Sun Yat-sen, Zhongshan, Zhongshan ferry
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Almost As Bad As Moustache
When I arrived in Hong Kong a lifetime ago, perms were the hairstyle du jour for men; notably tight curls on top with short backs. Since then the male hairstyles have gone through the same ups and downs as other … Continue reading
New Cantonese – The Movie
It’s been a year but finally more Cantonese. If you want to be in a film, give us a shout!
Posted in Beauty, Cantonese, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Government, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, Travel, TV
Tagged Beatles, Cantonese - The Movie, Cantonese crash course, guitar, happy jellyfilm, Happy Jellyfish, Love me do
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Goodnight, Sweet Prince
A Piles-less house is not a good house. Rest in peace, my good and faithful dude.
Posted in Beauty, Dudes, food, Hong Kong, Piles
Tagged dogs, Lantau Island, pound dogs, Pui O, rescue dogs
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Well And Truly Launched
So yesterday was the launch of my new book Don’t Joke On The Stairs. It’s about the stuff in the film above, and more. It has a glossary for easy travel in China and some snide historical references. It completely … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Environment, food, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, language, Media, Movies, Norway, patriotism, politics, Pollution, Travel, Writing
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From Cradle To Street
Let’s take a break from all the crap in the world and check out some Norwegian musicians. I used to baby-sit the one with the string instrument, Andreas Aase. Have a good Sunday!
Away From Luddite World!
It’s happening! I’m upgrading my website www.happyjellyfish.com so you can download films and podcasts. There will be two long videos to begin with, and the above is the ‘for total beginners’ one. One hour and 14 minutes of erudite information. … Continue reading
Revellers Without Cantonese
Ah, Guangdong province! For some, their closest holiday destination, for others, scary black hole of death. Guess which category I belong to. This time we decided to avoid transport hub Guangzhou at all cost, seeing it was the grand super … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, Dudes, food, language, property, Travel
Tagged 1881, cabbage, 興寧,Xingning, Guangdong province, youth disco
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