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- Cover Story About Cantonese
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- Are You Afraid of Dentists? (Dentophobia)
- Come a Keystone Kropper
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- SCMP Column – This Time With Nudity
- Don’t Waste Valuable Beer Time On Sports – Drink While Running
- Dog Eat Not Dog (SCMP Column)
- Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work
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- gweipo on Hitchhiking in China – Very Doable
- LITMK on One For The Team
- cecilie on One For The Team
- cecilie on Religion of “Fair”
- Stanley Seiden on Religion of “Fair”
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- With Pork Throat
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Cantonese
Cantonese course on YouTube
- Cantonese – The Movie 6: In Love In A Greasy Spoon
- Cantonese – The Movie 7 Waiting For Go-Dou
- Cantonese – The Movie 8 In The Family
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Bar
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Greasy Spoon
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Whorehouse
- Cantonese – The Movie: In Polite Society
- Episode 9 – In A Recession
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Category Archives: Norway
Friendly Fire From Former Friends
Like so many others of my age group, class and education level, I used to be a diehard screaming radical lefty, but in a nice way. I had a picture of Mao on my wall and thought it was really … Continue reading
Posted in communism, corruption, Injustice, Islam, Israel, Norway, politics, religion, Writing
Tagged environmentalists, Facebook, feminists, gay guys, unfriending
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Thanking and Trying To Give
Today is thanksgiving, and like every year I wish I was an American today, sitting around a huge table groaning with turkey and what not, telling people how thankful I am because they are in my life. It’s such a … Continue reading
Posted in Environment, Hong Kong, Norway
Tagged biophobia, Lantau Island, Life without limbs, Nick Vujicic, No arms and legs, Unstoppable
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Before and After Breivik, Part 1
I’m so, so glad I don’t live in Norway anymore so I don’t have to see the smirking loser Breivik’s face splashed across the front page of every newspaper day in and day out. The trial continues apace, with Breivik … Continue reading
Posted in communism, Islam, Israel, Media, Newspaper, Norway, politics, religion
Tagged Anders Behring Breivik, Breivik, Breivik trial
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Hong Kong and Norway – Almost Identical?
So I have this new book, right? Don’t Joke on the Stairs (available from www.happyjellyfish.com and Dymocks etc) In it, I describe how Norway and China are almost identical. Both are situated on the edge of a continent. The inhabitants … Continue reading
Posted in Book Production, China, Government, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, My Website, Norway, Writing
Tagged Blacksmith Books, Don't joke On The Stairs
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A Terrible Stain on Norway’s Conscience
It is with great shame I admit that I have lived my whole life without knowing that I had a living history book in my midst. My uncle Egil was on board a ship in Norway’s merchant fleet when the … Continue reading
Posted in Injustice, Movies, Norway, patriotism, politics
Tagged andre verdenskrig, krigsseilerne i Trondheim, Second world war, The Waterboys, WW2, Yeats
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Save A Buffalo Today
It’s time I posted this again; my first real documentary shot not three minutes’ walk from my house. Various villagers and organisations are starting to grumble about cattle again. The main peeve seems to be “they walk across the road … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Cantonese, Environment, Eyesore, Hong Kong, Injustice, Media, Movies, Norway
Tagged Lantau Buffalo Association, Pui O, save Lantau's water buffalo, Water Buffalo
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Flog Flog Flog Your Book Gently Down The Stream
So I have this book, right? Don’t Joke On The Stairs. The title is based on a sign I saw in Gansu once, in the staircase of a language school. “Avoid the exchange of jokes while using the stairs, and … Continue reading
See No Truth Hear No Truth
So I’m in sunny Norway (no, really! It’s bright blue and yellow here) and the newspapers are full of how great islam is and how it can enrich the Norwegian way of life with honour killings and hand cuttings. Hey … Continue reading
Posted in corruption, Injustice, Islam, Newspaper, Norway, politics, religion, Travel
Tagged refugee, refugee centre
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Well And Truly Launched
So yesterday was the launch of my new book Don’t Joke On The Stairs. It’s about the stuff in the film above, and more. It has a glossary for easy travel in China and some snide historical references. It completely … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Environment, food, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, language, Media, Movies, Norway, patriotism, politics, Pollution, Travel, Writing
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