Category Archives: My Website

Healing Properties of Chinese Food

Of all the things that happened in Australia, the below was definitely the most spiritual:

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Better Late Than Early, I Say

Finally! Here is the trailer of a film that premiered six months ago!

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China’s Southernmost Province

Why are the Chinese so fascinated with rocks? This specimen is longer than me, just sitting there in an exhibition room in a park in Guangzhou, Tea Art something or other where the yam cha charged minimum 25 yuan per … Continue reading

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Cool Yule!

I’m posting a Christmas Extravaganza from Yules of yore, wishing everybody a beautiful, fun and meaningful Christmas.

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Down With Simplified Characters

The simplified characters menace is growing. Businesses all over Hong Kong are falling over themselves to accommodate mainlanders only, showing in a not very subtle manner that they’re not interested in local customers: by using only simplified, ‘crippled’ characters. Only … Continue reading

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Journey To The West (of Hong Kong Island)

The game – is on! I’m starting mini-adventures combined with work: I’m shooting everything about Hong Kong for tourists and people who want to settle here. The first thing I’m doing is walking around the entire Hong Kong Island (not … Continue reading

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…And It’s Back!

Thanks to Eleanor Levett the mad professor is back on the screen is all his mouth-frothing glory! Hong Kong people are thieves and dogs! We should all speak mandarin and shut up! Yes, this interview (or should I say “interview” … Continue reading

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Hong Kong and Norway – Almost Identical?

So I have this new book, right? Don’t Joke on the Stairs (available from www.happyjellyfish.com and Dymocks etc) In it, I describe how Norway and China are almost identical. Both are situated on the edge of a continent. The inhabitants … Continue reading

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New Podcast!!! (From Sober to Drunk in 10 Minutes)

Last weekend saw me in Guangzhou with the ridiculously handsome and delightful Kendall, a Guangzhou resident (above) to shoot my new Cantonese-worshipping movie ‘In a Whorehouse – The Sequel’. I will say no more about that film, except it does … Continue reading

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Hono Begging For Your Patronage! (Writing Course This Saturday)

I’m not kidding! After my book launch on the 6th of October where about 60 or 70 people descended, drinking hundreds of bottles of beer in the quiet time of the restaurant, the owner of Honolulu has begged me twice … Continue reading

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