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Recent Posts
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- Safety Last (SCMP column)
- Are You Afraid of Dentists? (Dentophobia)
- Come a Keystone Kropper
- Hitchhiking in China – Very Doable
- SCMP Column – This Time With Nudity
- Don’t Waste Valuable Beer Time On Sports – Drink While Running
- Dog Eat Not Dog (SCMP Column)
- Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work
- Good Lord, Is That The Time?
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- Stanley Seiden on Religion of “Fair”
- Danielle on First Day Of New Life And Summer
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- With Pork Throat
- Wolf Pangloss’ Fish Taco Stand
Cantonese
Cantonese course on YouTube
- Cantonese – The Movie 6: In Love In A Greasy Spoon
- Cantonese – The Movie 7 Waiting For Go-Dou
- Cantonese – The Movie 8 In The Family
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Bar
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Greasy Spoon
- Cantonese – The Movie: In A Whorehouse
- Cantonese – The Movie: In Polite Society
- Episode 9 – In A Recession
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Category Archives: Cantonese
Cool Yule!
I’m posting a Christmas Extravaganza from Yules of yore, wishing everybody a beautiful, fun and meaningful Christmas.
Posted in Cantonese, language, Movies
Tagged Christmas Extravaganza, Pui O, Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare
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Down With Simplified Characters
The simplified characters menace is growing. Businesses all over Hong Kong are falling over themselves to accommodate mainlanders only, showing in a not very subtle manner that they’re not interested in local customers: by using only simplified, ‘crippled’ characters. Only … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Cantonese, Cantonese, China, communism, Government, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, patriotism, Writing
Tagged mainland tourists, simplified characters
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…And It’s Back!
Thanks to Eleanor Levett the mad professor is back on the screen is all his mouth-frothing glory! Hong Kong people are thieves and dogs! We should all speak mandarin and shut up! Yes, this interview (or should I say “interview” … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, China, communism, Government, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, patriotism, politics, Travel
Tagged Hong Kong people are dogs, Mad Beijing university professor, racism
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Hono Begging For Your Patronage! (Writing Course This Saturday)
I’m not kidding! After my book launch on the 6th of October where about 60 or 70 people descended, drinking hundreds of bottles of beer in the quiet time of the restaurant, the owner of Honolulu has begged me twice … Continue reading
Well And Truly Launched
So yesterday was the launch of my new book Don’t Joke On The Stairs. It’s about the stuff in the film above, and more. It has a glossary for easy travel in China and some snide historical references. It completely … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Environment, food, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, language, Media, Movies, Norway, patriotism, politics, Pollution, Travel, Writing
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A Little Product Placement
Wei wei, it’s finally happening: I’m launching my new book Don’t Joke On The Stairs on Blacksmith Books this week. I actually wrote most of it four years ago and had signed a contract with South China Morning Post Publishing … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, China, communism, food, Government, Home, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, My Website, politics, Travel, TV, Writing
Tagged Blacksmith Books, book launch, Honolulu Coffee Shop
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A Tale of Two Taxis
Ha ha ha ha haaaaa … further to my last blog entry about the less than intelligent way the government is pouring your tax dollars down the hole of no return: Printing out thousands and thousands of pieces of paper … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, corruption, Environment, Government, Hong Kong, language, politics, Pollution
Tagged Lantau taxi, new taxi fee
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Away From Luddite World!
It’s happening! I’m upgrading my website www.happyjellyfish.com so you can download films and podcasts. There will be two long videos to begin with, and the above is the ‘for total beginners’ one. One hour and 14 minutes of erudite information. … Continue reading
Summertime, And The Living Are Busy
Wei wei, everybody! Summer has descended with quite blue skies and the accompanying 34 degrees, and my students are leaving town in droves. This clears up space and time for you. But you don’t have to commit to regular, weekly … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, Cantonese, China, food, Hong Kong, language, Media, My Website, Travel
Tagged Crash course Cantonese, learn something this summer, one-day course, summer study
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