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- Don’t Waste Valuable Beer Time On Sports – Drink While Running
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- Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work
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Category Archives: Cantonese
10 Things I Want for 2011, Part 1
This is Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, Iranian woman about to be stoned for adultery. After a lot of world outcry and condemnation, however, the Iranian government is now pondering a more lenient sentence: Hanging. For adultery. You can’t call them cold and … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, China, communism, corruption, Eyesore, food, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, Islam, language, patriotism, property, religion
Tagged 2011, destruction of Hong Kong, Hong Kong, Iran, Kim family, new year wishes, North Korea, Obama, stoning, URA
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Don’t Joke On The Stairs
People: Bugger me down if I haven’t written a new book! Mind you it’s five years since the last one so it’s about time. The launch is soon, and everyone’s invited. details later …
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Environment, Eyesore, food, Government, language, Media, Movies, My Website, politics, property, Travel, TV, Writing
Tagged Beijing, China, cradle of civilisation, eating dogs, Ketamine, Lanzhou, party etiquette in China, Sichuan, Tibet, whoring in China
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Chanting For Canto
If I told you I’d been to a demonstration in the mainland with thousands of people but all the police did was put up some barriers and stand around holding hands, would you believe me? No? I wouldn’t have believed … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Cantonese, Cantonese, China, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, language, Media, Newspaper, politics, Travel
Tagged Cantonese, demonstration, Guabgzhou, guangzhou TV stations, mainland authorities
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At Bloody Last! Relativism
We expatriates living in Hong Kong normally don’t have the privilege of having our families near – we normally have to hook up with someone and make our own people. Ah-Mok is a local Hong Kong guy but, unusually for … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, language, Media, Movies
Tagged ah-Mok and ah-Wai, Cantonese, Cantonese - The Movie, cousins
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Land of Main, Without the Pain!
Yesterday, Gweipo agonised over her own and her son’s struggle with pesky Mandarin. She invited her readers to comment on who or what’s to blame for us foreigners not being able to learn Cantonese and/or Mandarin. This coincided with a … Continue reading
Interaction! Community!
Wei wei, everybody everywhere. Now I’ve been writing this blog for two and a half years and the only time I’ve really felt like I’ve interacted with “the community” is when I wrote something criticising pilots. A shitstorm rained down … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, Dudes, Environment, Eyesore, food, Government, Hong Kong, Pollution, property
Tagged concrete, destruction of Hong Kong, environmental destruction, Hello Kitty, Honolulu restaurant, nanny state, tong lau
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A Good Career Move
Ah-Mok is struggling with existential problems, when he suddenly has the best idea ever about how to “follow his dream”…
Posted in Cantonese, Hong Kong, language, Movies, Travel
Tagged ah-Mok, Ah-Wai, Cantonese - The Movie, career choice, mail order, Norwegian Cantonese
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Looking For Ancestral Village
  Ever had the feeling that everybody knows where they’re going but you don’t? The you shouldn’t watch this clip. But if you’re keen on learning Cantonese and seeing what Guangdong, your closest holiday destination, looks like, you should.Â
Posted in Cantonese, Cantonese, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies
Tagged Cantonese - The Movie, China Travel, Norwegian Cantonese, Travel in Guangdong, two geezers
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