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Category Archives: Beauty
Are You Afraid of Dentists? (Dentophobia)
I know I am. Not afraid of the actual person per se; I find dentists as a rule mild-mannered and not very muscular. But there is something about going into that waiting room and being totally at someone else’s mercy, … Continue reading
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Tagged Andrew Chan, Dentist, dentists in Hong Kong, fear of dentists
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Your Tax Dollars Hard at Work
In its relentless quest to cheer up and beautify ugly sleepy backwater Pui O, the government has come up with these sorely needed banners. Phew! I wonder what we did before them? They don’t mention what will now happen to … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, corruption, Eyesore, Government, Hong Kong
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Experimenting With Camera
We must have stayed in the wrong part of town in that Foshan, for surely there are more interesting and less sterile parts of it than the area where our hotel, the City Inn, was. And less windy, eight-laned and … Continue reading
Sold! Complete With No Buffaloes
Yesterday I saw a rather disturbing sight down at the huge dinner table of Pui O’s water buffalo, the grasslands down by Pui O Beach. Surveyors were setting up boundaries around one of my favourite vistas. I went over and … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Environment, Eyesore, Government, Hong Kong, politics, Pollution, property
Tagged Pui O property, Pui O water buffalo
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Beautification of Pui O Continues
A few weeks ago I posted the above picture on Facebook, wondering what this container which, to put it mildly, had seen better days, could possibly be doing there.One morning it was just there, resting on bricks. Rusted through and … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, corruption, Environment, Eyesore, Government, Hong Kong, Pollution
Tagged egrets, footpath in Ham Tin, Mister Chak, Pui O, water buffalo of Pui O
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Lest We Forget
Today I did something I for some reason have never done before: Went to the Cenotaph in Central to watch the Remembrance Day ceremony. It was beautiful, solemn and dignified, and lots of people had turned out; everyone from former … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Hong Kong, Movies, patriotism, politics
Tagged cenotaph, Egil Magnus Berg, poppies, Remembrance Day, War heroes, WW1, WW2
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Government In All Its Glory
Last night, on Halloween, I ventured out in Central dressed as my favourite character on my show Cantonese The Movie on my YouTube channel Cantocourse, to advertise for my Cantonese course. A woman has to do what a woman has … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, politics, Pollution, property
Tagged beautification, government transgressions, Pui O, ugliness
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Pancake Make-up
Ah! This is the kind of result we women want to see when we go to the beauty salon. From 76 year-old Chinese woman to 23 year-old western woman, in one treatment. (I presume the left half is the “after” … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Cantonese, China, food, Travel
Tagged age, beauty, beauty salon, Beijing Pancake, China Travel, Misleading advertising, sausage, Zhongshan
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They Are Greening – I Am Screaming
It had to happen. With recent humiliations such as failing in its bid to build a “super” prison with 7,000 inmates on an island just outside Mui Wo, failing to build a “super” columbarium with I don’t know how many … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, corruption, Environment, Eyesore, Government, Hong Kong, politics
Tagged Lantau Island, Pui O, The Greening of Lantau
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Untold Mysteries
Sometimes I just don’t know what all of the things in Hong Kong are for… Chair with no seat stabiliser? Cat footbridge? Some people also question what my films are for. Why, to catapult Cantonese to world supremacy of course!
Posted in Beauty
Tagged Cantonese supremacy, cats, Hong Kong, mysteries, Pui O, YouTube
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