http://www.chinadroll.com My Life As a Blog Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:10:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en When is something "funny", when is it "ironic" and when is it just "fcuk off and die, damned parasites who don't want to work but spend their days living off honest people's earnings"? Last night I was talking to some people in sleepy backwater Pui O and for some reason the ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2426 Just a little update from the religion of peace, taken from the website of the same name. As of today, there have been 15,999 deadly terrorist attacks in the name of islam since September 11th 2001. I'm sure we'll see the 16,000th before the ninth anniversary of that fateful day, ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2422 Friday night turned out to be rather interesting: After turning down many invitations from my friend who plays in the band due to the "special" nature of my work/life conflict (they are one) I finally trudged along to Wyndham street to see Bank Job, a real Hong Kong band! Wah. Hoi ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2414 I want to share something with you today. You know how difficult it is to get the plastic wrapping off CDs? Well I think it's difficult anyway. For years I've been plucking and scraping at these covers with my fingernails, taking ages to nudify each CD. But yesterday I went ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2412 Ha, so mayor Bloomberg has business interests in Dubai, does he? I didn't know that. Did you? But it doesn't surprise me in the least. Now I understand better why the mayor of New York so vehemently defends a project that is a total slap in the face of his ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2407 I have a vice. Yes, people, a guilty, stinking VICE! After I stopped shooting up mary-hooana as well as crossing the street on red light after I got fined $300 for "jaywalking" (sounds like "joyful walking" doesn't it) in Central in 2003 - there were so many policemen there telling ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2400 Like most people in Hong Kong I've been following the terrible tragedy that was the hostage killing in the Philippines. And, probably like many people in Hong Kong, I've been thinking: It should have been the Hong Kong police! (Or "The Royal Hong Kong Police Force" as I still like ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2395 Dear parent. Are you sometimes worried your child's life isn't dull enough, what with your only being able to fill 20 hours of her day with activities? Despite the starting kindergarten while in the womb and university at five, lessons and homework and extra-curricular courses and extra-extra curricular courses, the ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2390 See what really happens when government tries to interfere with people's language. http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2388 Is it Norway? Canada? New Zealand? Mars? No, it's the grassland of sleepy backwater Pui O after a rainfall!!! The above fjord normally looks like this, completely grassy (covered in grassage): By the way, for example Ulaca: You're a language geezer, right? Can you tell me when a noun is just ... http://www.chinadroll.com/?p=2382