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Monthly Archives: February 2009
Road Rage
About a week ago I made a deal with myself to wait at least a week before I wrote anything negative about the Hong Kong government. And certainly before I used any such word as moron, plonker etc. in connection … Continue reading
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The Insects Are Taking Over The Asylum
The last couple of days, or rather, 24 hours, have seen some insect related incidents; too many to be coincidence, too serious to be ignored. It all started yesterday morning when I went to the roof to hang up some … Continue reading
Posted in Environment
Tagged beetles, climate change, cockroaches, dragonfly, Global warming, insects, James Lovelock, Piles, Pui O, wasps
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I Love Lantau I love Pui O
It’s February in Pui O … and also July? Scary. But on a day like this, sun burning burning, sky sparkling sparkling, even birds squeaking squeaking it’s easy to forget all worries. And on a day like this, to live … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, China, Home, Hong Kong
Tagged climate change, Global warming, James Lovelock, Lantau Island, Pui O, summer, summer in february
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For Your Own Safety
Here’s the staircase from my living room up to the mezzanine kitchen. (Tiles laid by me, a keen mason.) Last Saturday I had a party on the roof, and as usual some people expressed concern over the lack of banister … Continue reading
The Law Must Go On
This was a difficult episode to film, as huge trucks kept parking and offloading stuff in the exact spot we were filming, ruining the blood. To say nothing of Shenzhen where we were of course kicked out by security. I … Continue reading
Top Gear, Bottom Expanding
Wrooom! Went to see the Top Gear geezers yesterday, mainly to hear if Jeremy Clarkson’s voice is the way I imagined it after reading his books and articles. It is! Deep, nasal, probably public school but trying to hide it. … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Hong Kong, Media
Tagged Aston Martin Lagonda. Red cars and blue cars, Edison Chen, French, Hammond, James May, sex scandal, The Stig, Top Gear, Top Gear in Hong Kong
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Great Wardrobe Advice
Last week I read the Sunday Times again. In the Style section there was one of those silky smooth and shiny skin (or something) specialists. She said that the fastest way to perfect skin (or something) was to go into … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Environment
Tagged cotton t-shirts, friends, new clothes, population problem, relationships, spring, spring clothes, too many people
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Vexing, Stupid or Plain Idiotic?
Hoi, hoi, dear readers. I know I have posted the above segment before, but bear with me. I’m going to make a 15 minute short film based loosely on this theme – how things like flying kites on the beach, … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, China, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, language, Media, Movies
Tagged everything's illegal, Hong Kong bureaucracy, Hong Kong post 97, idiotic rules, MTR, nanny state, Octopus, short film festival
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Dog’s Best Friend
It struck me when I got back from Shenzhen yesterday: My best friend is now an animal. Who else looks at me like this? By the way, this is not Piles, who occasionally greets me with a curt nod, but … Continue reading
Posted in Home, Hong Kong, Piles
Tagged chinese poker, devotion, dogs, friendship, man's best friend, Wales
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