This is not really a dating tip but an updating.
All right, it’s a tip. When you’ve been out with a woman, said four sullen sentences to her and left, only to text her the next day asking her to come to China and spend the night with you because you “haven’t had a woman in ages,”
DON’T text her a year and a half later asking her to meet you in Admiralty. Or anywhere else. Why? Because when she told you to f*ck off she probably wasn’t saying she wanted to have sex with you and travel. Not even to Admiralty.
Â Oh, and in your text, DON’T call her “Gizmo.” It can put a woman in an unromantic mood.
Editor’s note: Yes yes, I should be super flattered that I’ve made such a lasting impression. NOOOOOT!
He’s been texting me on and off for a year and a half, but never called me gizmo. In fact a lot of my mystery texts probably came from him. Now I have to wonder: Just your common or garden plonker, or not the full set of secateurs?