This is not really a dating tip but an updating.
All right, it’s a tip. When you’ve been out with a woman, said four sullen sentences to her and left, only to text her the next day asking her to come to China and spend the night with you because you “haven’t had a woman in ages,”
DON’T text her a year and a half later asking her to meet you in Admiralty. Or anywhere else. Why? Because when she told you to f*ck off she probably wasn’t saying she wanted to have sex with you and travel. Not even to Admiralty.
 Oh, and in your text, DON’T call her “Gizmo.” It can put a woman in an unromantic mood.
Editor’s note: Yes yes, I should be super flattered that I’ve made such a lasting impression. NOOOOOT!
He’s been texting me on and off for a year and a half, but never called me gizmo. In fact a lot of my mystery texts probably came from him. Now I have to wonder: Just your common or garden plonker, or not the full set of secateurs?
Oh, another one from the series. Ah-Sin when will be through all of the tips. I want to move onto the “nitty gritty” stuff.
Yeah! I know I have this problem.
Sometimes I start writing odd things in my emails and text messages to people. Not only to women, but also to men (no, I am not gay).
But usually, that’s after a couple of Ronny Flyers.
However, I never, I repeat, never, text women I know from one or two years ago. Actually, I don’t know any.
Um, this comment also seems to be coming up like one of my emails or SMS. Damn, must stop drinking while I still can.
Pretty soon I will have to revert back to my training of having to be nice to almost 400 strangers that cling on my back, literally, every other day.
Ciao!
You know 400 people? Wah. Oh you mean the passengers of your air bus?