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Tag Archives: China
Don’t Joke On The Stairs
People: Bugger me down if I haven’t written a new book! Mind you it’s five years since the last one so it’s about time. The launch is soon, and everyone’s invited. details later …
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Environment, Eyesore, food, Government, language, Media, Movies, My Website, politics, property, Travel, TV, Writing
Tagged Beijing, China, cradle of civilisation, eating dogs, Ketamine, Lanzhou, party etiquette in China, Sichuan, Tibet, whoring in China
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National Day
October 1st, China’s national day and the 22nd anniversary of my arrival in that fair country; or should I say formerly fair but rapidly becoming less so. I was just reflecting on this over beer and excellent Sichuan food with … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, China, Eyesore, food, Travel
Tagged China, 韶關,廣寧,廣州, Guangning, Guangzhou train station, Liu Hua Bus station, Shaoguan
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Shanghai, Whore of the East
I went to Shanghai fearing the worst. 21 years ago, of course, the city was a true wonder of hovelage, of the beyond Dickensian kind. You could see the history of Shanghai etched on those buildings as clearly as if … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, politics, property, Travel
Tagged China, China Travel, Expo, hovelage, Shanghai
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Reasons To Be Cheerful
Ah! Another beautiful sunny day in sleepy backwater Pui O – a new week in a new year; a new decade no less. On days like this I really feel life is worth it, yes I feel downright happy to … Continue reading
Posted in communism, corruption, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, politics
Tagged China, Chinese miners, killing mentally handicapped men for compensation, Pui O, Sichuan
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One Way In Which China Is Better Than Australia
Years and light-years ago when I first landed on this fair piece of soil we call Greater and More Marvellous China, I was actually on my way to Australia. That never happened, I’m glad now. No, not just because if … Continue reading
News Making For Plonkers
A particularly arduous task this, as it was minus 14 degrees and the language problems daunting. Long live Cantonese!
Posted in language, Movies
Tagged Beijing Olympics, China, freezing, Go, interview techniques, news making, Norwegian Cantonese, Tiananmen Square
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We’re Jammin’
Latest from Shanghai: Walking around the streets wearing pyjamas is to go the way of the struggle session and shooting oneself in the back while jumping from the 6th floor window to escape justice. And … the neighbourhood busybody committee? … Continue reading
Posted in communism, Government, Hong Kong
Tagged Asia's finest, China, Hong Kong, neighbourhood committee, pyjamas, sartorial elegance, Shanghai
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Jiayuguan – End Of A Great Civilisation
This is the reason why I came here. Talk about whiff of history? This fort, Jiayuguan in north Gansu province, Â is the end of The Great Wall and with it, Chinese civilisation. Outside this was The Big Nothing, where people … Continue reading
Posted in China, corruption, Government, Travel, Uncategorized
Tagged banished criminals, Beijing Olympics, China, China Olympics, fear of death, Gate Of Sorrows, Great Wall, Holy Flame, Jiayuguan
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