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Tag Archives: Donald Tsang
In Defence of a Donald
I never – EVER – thought I’d say this, but I want to say something in defence of the Donald, our chief executive. And that is that I was appalled to read the paper today and see that he had … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, China, communism, Government, Hong Kong, language, Media, Newspaper, politics, Travel
Tagged Beijing, Donald Tsang, Peking University
11 Comments
Caring and Sharing
I want to share something with you today. You know how difficult it is to get the plastic wrapping off CDs? Well I think it’s difficult anyway. For years I’ve been plucking and scraping at these covers with my fingernails, … Continue reading
I Am A Total Racist
I have a vice. Yes, people, a guilty, stinking VICE! After I stopped shooting up mary-hooana as well as crossing the street on red light after I got fined $300 for “jaywalking” (sounds like “joyful walking” doesn’t it) in Central … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, China, Government, Injustice, language, religion, Uncategorized
Tagged David james Smith, Donald Tsang, Islam, racism, Sunday times, totalitarian
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The Use of a Storm
Fog fog fog foggie foggie fog, and then, last week, a huge bloody rain. As soon as the last raindrop had fallen, sleepy backwater Pui O snapped back into action: One thing I love about Hong Kong is that there … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Environment, Hong Kong, Pollution
Tagged Donald Tsang, fog, Le Corbusier, metropolis, never ending fog, Pui O, Pui O water buffalo, Sleepy Backwater Pui O
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Roll On, New Decade
So that was the end of 2009 – The Donald berated by Wen Jiabao for Hong Kong’s “deep rooted conflicts.” Being a cretin, or maybe because he’s catholic, the optimistic Chief Executive takes this to mean: Hong Kong must sort … Continue reading
Posted in China, communism, corruption, Government, Hong Kong, Injustice, Media
Tagged 2010, Chinese government, Donald Tsang, new year
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Groggy Nogs
Early this month I had some Norwegian friends visiting and they were of course wildly impressed with Hong Kong, living as they do in a small town with wooden houses and cobble-stoned streets. It was good for me to see … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Environment, Home, Hong Kong, Norway, politics, Pollution, property
Tagged Donald Tsang, Hong Kong property developers, Hong kong skyscrapers, Norwegians, The Center
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Charles Dickens, Champion of Walking and Putting Things Right
When I was a child, the first “adult” book I ever read was Oliver Twist. I must have read it about 50 times between the age of 7 and 10. I naturally read it in Norwegian, and an excellent Norwegian … Continue reading
Posted in Charity, Government, Home, Hong Kong, language, Piles, politics
Tagged A Tale Of Two Shitters, benefits of exercise, Charles Dickens, constipation, Donald Tsang, Oliver Twist, Victorian Britain
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You Don’t Know How Good You Have It
Take the HK legislators for example. Complain, complain. Squabble, squabble. Universal suffrage by the year 3001, or was it 6049? So tedious! People asking to be allowed to buy their own houses without worry that two years later Li Ka-shing, … Continue reading
Sr Dnld Tsng
Wei, hoi hoi and grolsch, my irate readers! If you were bow-tied wonder Sir Donald Tsang for one day and could do any 5 things you wanted, no expense spared, what would you do? Me, I would: 1. Get rid … Continue reading
Posted in Cantonese, Environment, Government, Home, Hong Kong
Tagged Donald Tsang, Hong Kong urban destruction, URA
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One Second Without Noise
Is it too much to ask for? It seems the ferry company I donate $1400 to each month in order to be lectured about giving up smoking and “bringing my belongings before leaving the vessel” and “walking over the “gengplenk” carefully” … Continue reading
Posted in Eyesore, Hong Kong, language
Tagged Donald Tsang, patronising, public announcements, screechy bints
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