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Tag Archives: Lanzhou
Your Travel Tool for the Mainland
Three months of work are finally over and the result is a 114 minute travel, language, transport and accommodation guide to the Silk Road including Kazakhstan, and, well, anything in China really. The premiere was last night in the venerable … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, China, communism, Environment, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, Travel
Tagged bus travel in China, China Travel, China Travel agents, Happy jellyfish language bureau, Lanzhou, Mainland China, Silk Road, Silk Road Hotel, Train travel on Silk Road, Urumqi, Xinjiang
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Damned Busy Working For Motherland
Damn – I’ve done it! I’ve gone and betrayed my love, the Cantonese language. Well, all I’ve said about it is true and right, and it is my beloved language number 1A. It’s just that … I can’t jolly well … Continue reading
Posted in Beer, Cantonese, Charity, China, communism, food, Government, Home, Hong Kong, language, Media, Movies, Newspaper, patriotism, politics, Travel
Tagged Beijing Olympics, China travel without guide, Christmas, Kazakhstan, Lanzhou, Norwegian Cantonese, Silk Road, Train travel on Silk Road, Xinjiang
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Daytrip to Tibet
Not far from Lanzhou, transport and travel hub of the north, is the small town of Xiahe, dominated by the large and imposing Labrang Monastery. Last time I went there the main drag (the only drag, really) was being dug … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, China, Environment, food, language, religion, Travel
Tagged how to get to Xiahe, Labrang Monastery, Lanzhou, Xiahe
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Ah, Lanzhou!
Despite the charms of the Chinese train and that to travel hopefully (and painfully) is better than … not at all, it’s always good to arrive when the destination is beautiful Lanzhou. It’s the most polluted city in China, possibly … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, China, language, Movies, Pollution, Travel
Tagged Chinglish, Gansu province, grapes, hami melons, Lanzhou, manglish, melons, travel in China
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Don’t Joke On The Stairs
People: Bugger me down if I haven’t written a new book! Mind you it’s five years since the last one so it’s about time. The launch is soon, and everyone’s invited. details later …
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Book Production, Cantonese, Cantonese, Cards, China, communism, corruption, Dudes, Environment, Eyesore, food, Government, language, Media, Movies, My Website, politics, property, Travel, TV, Writing
Tagged Beijing, China, cradle of civilisation, eating dogs, Ketamine, Lanzhou, party etiquette in China, Sichuan, Tibet, whoring in China
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Becoming Addicted
Ahhrghh, three days without internet access! Well, there was an internet cafe in the little town of Xiahe (summer river) but I just didn’t have time to go there. The day after we left I was told that the water … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, China, food, Travel
Tagged bus travel, China Travel, destruction of China's cities, Lanzhou, Lanzhou train station, northern China, train travel
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Communication
This could never happen in Hong Kong. No, not some geezer talking on his mobile you berk, but sticking up in the middle of a four-lane highway with only a single traffic cone for protection. The place is lovely Lanzhou, … Continue reading
Posted in China, communism, Hong Kong, language, Media
Tagged Lanzhou, manhole cover, nanny state, Nokia, telecommunication
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Lanzhou My Beautiful Internet Connected City With a Corpse
  For anyone who has read even one of the posts below, I don’t need to describe my relief at getting out of police/military dominated Xinjiang and into mellow, Chinese (no glaring muslims) Lanzhou in Gansu where you can … Continue reading
Posted in China, communism, Eyesore, Government, Hong Kong, Uncategorized
Tagged back to civilisation, death, internet access, Lanzhou, life, mainland police, Memento mori, river corpse, Xinjiang
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Back In The Saddle, Chug-Chug
Not bad for a day and a half on the train! Well two nights and one whole day. But I mean if I should have walked or roller skated or whatever people do for “charity” these days, anything rather than just … Continue reading
Posted in Beauty, Beer, Cards, China, Dudes, food
Tagged Cards, gateway to the west, geezers, Lanzhou, train travel in China
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