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Dating Tips For Plonkers – not sure which number

I thought I’d heard the mother of all romantic pickup-lines last year when a guy who had spent much of an evening not talking to me and leaving in mid-drink, texted me the next day and asked me to go … Continue reading

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Welcome To The Welcoming Dustbin

Now … it’s enough. Now I’ve seen, heard and tried it all. All, I say. Walking Piles through Pui O yesterday afternoon, I came across an exuberantly painted object: Wowser! What was with the orange, I asked my local dustbin … Continue reading

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Dating Tips For Plonkers VIII: The Sorry Saga Rolls On

This is not really a dating tip but an updating. All right, it’s a tip. When you’ve been out with a woman, said four sullen sentences to her and left, only to text her the next day asking her to … Continue reading

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